We went out to dinner the other night
There was a stranger standing there
He looked a lot like you but
With a little bit less hair
He starting flirting with me
I could see it made you mad
I flirted back but I didn't know that
The stranger was your dad
I fancy your father
It's crazy but true
I fancy your father
A lot more than you
I know you don't like him
But he's soft underneath
He's got his own / house
He's got his own teeth
Now it's true he is much older
But he has familiar charms
I found them when he took me
In his big strong daddy arms
He said I was too good for you
I knew I had it bad
I didn't know what else to do
I had fallen for your dad
I fancy your father
No need to be blue
Cause when I am with him
I'm thinking of you
It won't last forever
We both know it's wrong
Cause last night he said
He hasn't got long
He can turn me on with nothing but
His velvety dark voice
You're my Ford Fiesta
But he is my Rolls Royce
He said I was the best lay
That he had ever had
Then he clutched his chest and rolled away
I think I killed your dad
I fancied your father
But now he is dead
I fancied your father
He's still in my bed
I hoping you want me
Though the chances are slim
With luck when you're older
You'll look just like him
If you can't forgive me
And you're feeling glum
You have my permission
To sleep with my mum (to sleep with her mum)
To sleep with my mum (to sleep with her mum)
To sleep with my mum
